Handcuffs and Alibis

you are my C6H1206, sweet sugar million hipster trollin'
bungatikha:

thanstew:

angelcondom:

noshitsherlock-:

-smileyface-:

noshitsherlock-:

werewolves:

1974-:

arcs-en-ciel:

jackayyy:

thegospelaccordingtoemma:

winterdays:

jackiecsws:

nickiephresh:

(via sotoj)
holy motherfucker


I don’t know what to think anymore…

whut.

…..what is my childhood, anymore?

What, so Yoshi is a lesbian? WHAT ABOUT THE PINK GIRL ONE?


well actually it would make sense that yoshi’s a girl, yoshi has the eggs HAHA.
no……….

omg no way o_O
same thing w/ blue from blue’s clues
and samus

THANKS FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD X 3, ANDREA!

Um Samus was totally obvious if you played any of the Metroid games after the original. When you died her armor would break off and you’d see tits and long hair.
And I always thought Blue was obvious too…
As was Yoshi because she fucking laid eggs.

yeah i just found out .. now.

……………………..the fuck? I just realized this. (the egg thing)

bungatikha:

thanstew:

angelcondom:

noshitsherlock-:

-smileyface-:

noshitsherlock-:

werewolves:

1974-:

arcs-en-ciel:

jackayyy:

thegospelaccordingtoemma:

winterdays:

jackiecsws:

nickiephresh:

(via sotoj)

holy motherfucker

I don’t know what to think anymore…

whut.

…..what is my childhood, anymore?

What, so Yoshi is a lesbian? WHAT ABOUT THE PINK GIRL ONE?

well actually it would make sense that yoshi’s a girl, yoshi has the eggs HAHA.

no……….

omg no way o_O

same thing w/ blue from blue’s clues

and samus

THANKS FOR RUINING MY CHILDHOOD X 3, ANDREA!

Um Samus was totally obvious if you played any of the Metroid games after the original. When you died her armor would break off and you’d see tits and long hair.

And I always thought Blue was obvious too…

As was Yoshi because she fucking laid eggs.

yeah i just found out .. now.

……………………..the fuck? I just realized this. (the egg thing)