Handcuffs and Alibis

you are my C6H1206, sweet sugar million hipster trollin'

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what are you laughing at mom:
the internet me:
can i see? mom:
no me:

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theyellovvbrickroad:

buttcamp:

remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs

what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have

this is very funny ohmygod

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